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JONO THE FRIENDLY TOASTER

from GOOD GRIEF by TIERSMAN

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JONO THE FRIENDLY TOASTER

Getting down to my own groove and I can teach you a thing or two
But old age is creeping in, it’s happening to me and it will happen to you

I need an immortal vessel to keep all of my wonderful ideas in
Something robust and stainless steel

Got more than a few cheeky greys coming through and my knees are cactus
So the plan is to transfer my consciousness in to a toaster with the help of science and a whole lot of practice

Most important meal of the day, i’m gonna be the new Dr. Karl

The year is 2092 and the resource wars are raging
The liberal party and their affiliates have barricaded themselves inside ikeas across the country, taking control of all the fresh water and mandarins
While everyone else survives on rats and fucken subway cookies
A kid finds me under a pile of woman’s weekly magazines, takes me back to camp and rigs me up to a biofuel generator
I regale them with tales from the past, stories about Phil Collins, Enya and Icehouse (not a bad little band that)
I notice they’re eating their rats raw, “what are you doing that for? Put your rats in me, i’ll get em nice and crispy
Jono the friendly toaster
Here to save humanity

I’m going to live forever
Rats for breakfast

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from GOOD GRIEF, track released January 4, 2020

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Driving, heavy and chaotic post-hardcore with elements of doom. Brooding and bludgeoning.

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